I think–no, I know–I skipped a day this week. I’m not a bad person, just bad at remembering to post something each day. Hell, I’m not that good at remembering what day it is.
Since I’ve got a story I’m still trying to figure out how to tell, I’m gonna stall with a list of ten things I do not give one fuck about. In case you haven’t figured it out yet, there will be coarse language in this post.
1. I don’t give a fuck about weddings on the other side of the world. Shit, I don’t give a fuck about weddings between people I’m actually acquainted with who are within shouting distance. Prince whatshisname and little miss whoever? Don’t. Fucking. Care.
2. I don’t give a fuck about the Oscars, Emmys, Grammies, Golden Globes or any other awards. They have fuck-all to do with my taste in movies, TV and music and thus are a huge waste of time.
3. I don’t give a fuck what anyone is wearing at any of the above-mentioned events.
4. I don’t give a fuck if you want to give a fuck about these things. That’s your business.
10. I don’t give a fuck about numbers 5 – 9.