Yesterday’s post delayed. Stop. Will post now. Stop. Oh yes, that’s good right there. Stop. Don’t stop. Stop. No, keep going. Stop. (telegram sex must have been really difficult).
I meant to post this yesterday:
I check names on credit cards and ask for ID when the customer’s card says “See ID”. I get a lot of “You’re the only one who ever does that” comments. Anyhow, that’s another story. Yesterday, I checked ID on a guy whose name was, not even making this up, Bruce Wayne.
The very next customer, when I asked for her name to put on her cup: Robin.