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Tag Archives: prima donnas
Time Is An Illusion
Lunchtime, doubly so. So said the great Douglas Adams. Of course, that doesn’t excuse the two weeks, give or take, that have passed since my last post. Well, you know… work, life, laziness… excuses of one kind or another. I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Just Wow, Retail Rant
Tagged coffee tea or punch in the face, humor, idiots, impatient, postaday2011, postamonth2011, postaweek2011, prima donnas, retail rant
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Welcome To The Magnited States Of America, Please Turn Off Your Phone
I. Love. This. Read the story here. I’m going to write a post about customers with entitlement issues, but I don’t want to take away from the stand-alone beauty of this, so I will save it for another time.
Posted in Humor, Oh The Humanity!
Tagged blogging the blogs, humor, idiots, Magnited States of America, postaday2011, postaweek2011, prima donnas
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Parking Lot Etiquette
I’ve seen some pretty stupid behavior from drivers. Much of that stupid occurs in parking lots. Here’s a tip: Slow. The. Fuck. Down. There’s a reason it’s called a parking lot and not, for instance, the Autobahn. Once you’re in … Continue reading
Posted in Oh The Humanity!, Rant
Tagged assholes, fuzzy kitties, idiots, oblivious, parking, postaday2011, prima donnas, rant, self-important, speeding
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Regulars
I love regulars. You’re one of my favorite things about working in retail. I love the predictability of your orders and the mock surprise that comes when you change it up. I love the just-right familiarity that allows us to … Continue reading
Posted in Retail Rant
Tagged postaday2011, prima donnas, rant, regulars, retail, rock stars
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