Category Archives: Oh The Humanity!

I’m So Mad I’m Gonna…Backpedal

Posted on September 7, 2011 by

The parking lot at our store is typical of pretty much anywhere here in Stripmall City: tiny spaces crammed together for maximum capacity and minimum convenience. Last night a hipster wannabe in his mid twenties came in and before he … Continue reading →

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Beauty Can’t Erase Stupid

Posted on August 24, 2011 by

I see a lot of people in my job. It’s actually the main thing I do, seeing people. For a someone like me who loves to observe the human animal in its natural habitat, you might say it’s the perfect … Continue reading →

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Return Of The Son Of Spam

Posted on July 23, 2011 by

I’m sure by now you know I sometimes have fun with spammers, like the woman who wanted me to adopt her bulldog and my good friend Fidelis Okanume, who wanted me to help him embezzle a poopton of money from … Continue reading →

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Business, None Of Yours

Posted on July 13, 2011 by

It’s been too long since I posted anything here. I won’t make excuses about it. I just haven’t felt like blogging. But I do have a story for you, so there’s that. A few weeks ago, a very busy Sunday … Continue reading →

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Just Wow

Posted on June 11, 2011 by

I would like to begin by stating for the record that I am not exaggerating when I say this may be the strangest encounter I’ve ever had with a customer. I only hope I can do it justice here. Working … Continue reading →

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