Author Archives: Boochen Sundance

About Boochen Sundance

I am a figment of my imagination. Or am I? I work in retail because I'm good at it. I live with my wife and two feline overlords. Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.

I’m So Mad I’m Gonna…Backpedal


The parking lot at our store is typical of pretty much anywhere here in Stripmall City: tiny spaces crammed together for maximum capacity and minimum convenience. Last night a hipster wannabe in his mid twenties came in and before he … Continue reading

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We Interrupt This Broadcast…


…to bring you something nice that happened at work: Today, as Barbara Freakin’ Streisand (yeah, I thought she was dead, too) was crooning on the playlist, I looked up to see a twenty-something couple in line. Dancing. And kissing. Like … Continue reading

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Beauty Can’t Erase Stupid


I see a lot of people in my job. It’s actually the main thing I do, seeing people. For a someone like me who loves to observe the human animal in its natural habitat, you might say it’s the perfect … Continue reading

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Bits And Bobs


I know what you’re thinking. “That Boochen,” you’re thinking, “is a serious blog-slacker.” And right you are. I throw myself at the feet of my tiny audience and beg mercy. I’ve got no excuse other than sheer laziness. A few … Continue reading

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Return Of The Son Of Spam


I’m sure by now you know I sometimes have fun with spammers, like the woman who wanted me to adopt her bulldog and my good friend Fidelis Okanume, who wanted me to help him embezzle a poopton of money from … Continue reading

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