I am a figment of my imagination. Or am I?
In real life, I have been a retail professional for around 20 years. Before that I was an office monkey. Before that, I couldn’t really hold down a job because I was an immature, self-absorbed asshole. I’m more mature now.
I live with my much-loved and adorkable wife, Etta*, and our two feline overlords Boycat and Girlcat. Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
*naturally, names have been changed to give us some sense of privacy while still sharing with the entire webbernet.
