Monthly Archives: April 2011

Ten Things I Don’t Give A Fuck About

Posted on April 29, 2011 by

I think–no, I know–I skipped a day this week. I’m not a bad person, just bad at remembering to post something each day. Hell, I’m not that good at remembering what day it is. Since I’ve got a story I’m … Continue reading →

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Just A Quickie Before I Go To Work

Posted on April 28, 2011 by

Yesterday’s post delayed. Stop. Will post now. Stop. Oh yes, that’s good right there. Stop. Don’t stop. Stop. No, keep going. Stop. (telegram sex must have been really difficult). I meant to post this yesterday: I check names on credit … Continue reading →

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Parking Lot Etiquette

Posted on April 26, 2011 by

I’ve seen some pretty stupid behavior from drivers. Much of that stupid occurs in parking lots. Here’s a tip: Slow. The. Fuck. Down. There’s a reason it’s called a parking lot and not, for instance, the Autobahn. Once you’re in … Continue reading →

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Eff Chuck Norris

Posted on April 25, 2011 by

I’m amazed that people still think ever thought Chuck Norris jokes (and I use the term “jokes” loosely) were funny. Chuck Norris is so tough, he’s like, really tough. Shit, I remember when Chuck Norris wasn’t a joke, and even … Continue reading →

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Happy Easter!

Posted on April 24, 2011 by

In honor of the day, Etta and I had chocolate eggs and bunnies. Then she made a lovely roasted asparagus soup, though I’m not sure how that ties in to Easter, exactly. While we ate, we watched a movie in … Continue reading →

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